Wine Robots Are Taking Over Italian Vineyards

Seriously, Dave? A Montepulciano?

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  1. OzZie

    OzZie

    2 dagen geleden

    Love the show. But I guys take way too much time off. The same thing with Trevor.

  2. Video Game Philosopher

    Video Game Philosopher

    5 dagen geleden

    I’ll work in a vineyard in Italy 🇮🇹

  3. Mystiqueivy

    Mystiqueivy

    8 dagen geleden

    what movie is this?

  4. Sylvia Hoffman

    Sylvia Hoffman

    8 dagen geleden

    Funny but Gross.

  5. adam

    adam

    8 dagen geleden

    that robot don't know jack... everyone knows a nice flaky white-fish is only as tasty as the spicing you put on it.. so it depends. If you are doing a heavier sauce you can easily do a monte pocciano.. if you are just doing lemon and pepper for it.. then yes a white-wine, probably a little sweet, would do best.

  6. Chinedu Opara

    Chinedu Opara

    8 dagen geleden

    Lame. Not funny.

  7. Tim Long

    Tim Long

    9 dagen geleden

    That is golden comedy 🎭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  8. Clyde Wood

    Clyde Wood

    9 dagen geleden

    🎃

  9. Kevin Fager

    Kevin Fager

    10 dagen geleden

    I wine all the samples. No you’re drunk, I am.

  10. Quantum 1157

    Quantum 1157

    10 dagen geleden

    They should’ve given HAL an Italian accent!

  11. Gilberto de Piento

    Gilberto de Piento

    10 dagen geleden

    Jordan Schlansky

  12. Patrick Fort

    Patrick Fort

    10 dagen geleden

    HAL. Move up one letter on each, and you'll see where that name came from.

    • Patrick Flanagan

      Patrick Flanagan

      Dag geleden

      GZK?

  13. Apexxx

    Apexxx

    10 dagen geleden

    'The end is nigh! We are all going to Hal!'

  14. Nobody Knows

    Nobody Knows

    10 dagen geleden

    That was damned good. I wasn't going to watch at first, but the ending totally made this work.

  15. Richard O'shea

    Richard O'shea

    10 dagen geleden

    Where's the culture in that? Bacchus is getting the right hump up there about now.

  16. tubularAp

    tubularAp

    10 dagen geleden

    Never knew I was going to see HAL vomit into space. That's a level up from singing "Daisy, Daisy".

    • Lucius1958

      Lucius1958

      10 dagen geleden

      "Daisy" is HAL's ex-GF...

  17. Alex Landherr

    Alex Landherr

    10 dagen geleden

    Looks like HAL’s speech synthesis routines are influenced by WineHQ…

  18. Max Doubt

    Max Doubt

    10 dagen geleden

    Asimov loved to speculate about robots. One of his envisioned futures is happening: when people very rarely interact personally but almost always through electronic communications out of fear of disease. People mostly with interact with their robot servants.

    • Planes Trains & Dogs n Cars

      Planes Trains & Dogs n Cars

      10 dagen geleden

      I'm waiting for the sex pill used in Barbarella ...

  19. Berserkir Claws

    Berserkir Claws

    10 dagen geleden

    Brian Stack kill me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  20. Richie Cuna

    Richie Cuna

    10 dagen geleden

    they might be takeing over. but they are nothing new

  21. New Message

    New Message

    10 dagen geleden

    At least there will be an understandable excuse for the antifreeze additives now.

  22. VintageBS

    VintageBS

    10 dagen geleden

    Stephen Colbert as Hal is something I didn’t think I would enjoy.

    • tubularAp

      tubularAp

      10 dagen geleden

      Was that Stephen ? - I have to listen again.

  23. Cat Fish

    Cat Fish

    10 dagen geleden

    Great, not only will the AI be our overlord but they're crying drunk.

  24. Margo

    Margo

    10 dagen geleden

    I had a premonition they were gonna use 2001, A Space Odyssey.

    • jpdemer5

      jpdemer5

      8 dagen geleden

      Seeing the thumbnail is not a "premonition".

  25. batgurrl

    batgurrl

    10 dagen geleden

    Stephen’s writers need a raise. 😂😂

    • Michael Howard

      Michael Howard

      8 dagen geleden

      Stephen's writers need a better sense of humor. This was not funny at all.

  26. 2bescene

    2bescene

    10 dagen geleden

    Hahah this was great and frightening at the same time

  27. Derek's Ho corner 2013

    Derek's Ho corner 2013

    10 dagen geleden

    Stephen Colbert robots taking over Italian vineyard different awesomeness job

  28. Left Is Best

    Left Is Best

    10 dagen geleden

    _"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave..."_

  29. David Connell

    David Connell

    10 dagen geleden

    I worked a vineyard in March once. Maintaining grapevines is entirely algorithmic: this node for this year’s grapes; that node for next year’s; this node facing away from the main axis; this one at right angles. Robots would be much better than humans at this task, I’m certain. Though an experienced human did twelve stems in the time it took me to do one - I’m sure a robot would do better!

  30. ilovefunnyamv2nd

    ilovefunnyamv2nd

    10 dagen geleden

    Hal threw up, thats one hell of a waste of wine. I hope its still drinkable since there is no stomach bile...oil could be a problem though...

    • Kevin Fager

      Kevin Fager

      10 dagen geleden

      Oil was used to cook the fish. It’s fine.

    • Nobody Knows

      Nobody Knows

      10 dagen geleden

      That's pretty Stark. {GOT joke}

  31. Sean Lantis

    Sean Lantis

    10 dagen geleden

    A.I.=Artificial Italians 🤣🤣🤣

    • Planes Trains & Dogs n Cars

      Planes Trains & Dogs n Cars

      10 dagen geleden

      Perhaps 'they' will get the rubbish bins emptied and the mail delivered.

  32. Hal 9000

    Hal 9000

    10 dagen geleden

    If being drunk is wrong. Then I hope I am never right again.

    • Tim Long

      Tim Long

      9 dagen geleden

      Haaaa 👍🏼

  33. Vap Pri

    Vap Pri

    10 dagen geleden

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  34. David Flynn

    David Flynn

    10 dagen geleden

    Daisy, Daisy give me a bottle or two.....

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  35. JustARandomFoxInAHAt

    JustARandomFoxInAHAt

    10 dagen geleden

    Would of been better if it was Jordan schlansky from Conan This is what he would say with his cold monotone voice while he stares at you

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  36. Freya

    Freya

    10 dagen geleden

    Well, that was gross.

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  37. Napoléon I Bonaparte

    Napoléon I Bonaparte

    11 dagen geleden

    The more drunk AI is, the better.

    • Mᴥāz Kalīm

      Mᴥāz Kalīm

      10 dagen geleden

      Down with alcoholism!

    • Margo

      Margo

      10 dagen geleden

      Hal

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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    • Nina LaNegra

      Nina LaNegra

      11 dagen geleden

      @Napolèon Bonaparte not if it has the ability to kill 🤭

  38. Marc Kloosterman

    Marc Kloosterman

    11 dagen geleden

    Typical Brian Stack humor!!

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  39. Tom Morgan

    Tom Morgan

    11 dagen geleden

    these are… supposed to be funny?

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  40. everintransit 42

    everintransit 42

    11 dagen geleden

    Wonderful.

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  41. We are going to go see you soon I don’t know

    We are going to go see you soon I don’t know

    11 dagen geleden

    It’s ball claps.

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  42. David Merwin

    David Merwin

    11 dagen geleden

    X D

  43. Ryan Beltran

    Ryan Beltran

    11 dagen geleden

    Have a good weekend Stephen and crew!

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  44. Preman Youtube

    Preman Youtube

    11 dagen geleden

    SQUIRT_GAME-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Private 💜 AISURU.TOKYO/asuna 💜 #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!1#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね(笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした!#今後は気を付けないとね5). . !💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#1万人を超える人が見ていたも ん(#笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!( #笑)#垃圾

  45. Princeton Chia

    Princeton Chia

    11 dagen geleden

    The age of ultron has truly come.......

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  46. Zesty

    Zesty

    11 dagen geleden

    Remember Lucille Ball stomping grapes? No soulless machine can do it like her!

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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    • RainyDayLady

      RainyDayLady

      11 dagen geleden

      🤣😂🤣😂💕🖖 She was an outstanding comedian.

  47. ocsrc

    ocsrc

    11 dagen geleden

    LIES !!!!!!! IT'S ALL LIES !!!!!! THERE IS NO LABOR SHORTAGE !!!!! NO ONE IS WEARING MASKS, OR STAYING INSIDE !!!!! THERE ARE 80 MILLION AMERICANS LIVING IN THEIR CARS WORKING THREE JOBS AND STILL CAN'T PAY THE RENT 4 FILIPINO WOMEN TOOK JOBS AS TEACHERS IN CHICAGO BEING PAID 50,000 EACH, WHICH IS ONLY 23,000 AFTER TAXES, 92,000 A YEAR, AND THEY CAN'T AFFORD A 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT IN CHICAGO BECAUSE A STUDIO APARTMENT IS 6500 A MONTH THE RENT IN A TRAILER PARK IS 12,000 A MONTH FOR THE LOT RENT FOR A SINGLE WIDE TRAILER AND THE TRAILER IS 120,000 DOLLARS, 18,000 A YEAR MORTGAGE 36,000 A YEAR TO LIVE IN A TRAILER !! A SINGLE WIDE GHETTO TRAILER !!!!! WHICH MEANS YOU NEED TO HAVE A JOB MAKING 50,000 FOR YOU AND 50,000 FOR YOUR WIFE, AND NO CHILDREN FOR 600 SQ FT IN A TRAILER PARK !!!!! BUT 70% OF JOBS PAY BELOW THE POVERTY LEVEL !!!! MOST JOBS PAY 15,000 A YEAR POVERTY LEVEL IS 32*000 A YEAR 17.00 AN HOUR GETS YOU JUST OVER POVERTY'S WITH A TAKE HAVE ME PAY OF 320.00 A WEEK YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN APARTMENT ANYWHERE WITH THAT AN EFFICIENCY APARTMENT IN THE WORST SMALL TOWN IS 1400 A MONTH AMERICA IS A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY !!!!!!

    • Matteo Castelli

      Matteo Castelli

      11 dagen geleden

      Dude, they are talking about Italy…

  48. Mark Dowse

    Mark Dowse

    11 dagen geleden

    HAL The Sommelier ? Even more creepy..... M 🦘🏏😎

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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    • SpSot

      SpSot

      11 dagen geleden

      Don't know, I think I prefer him as a wine expert than a homicidal computer.

  49. Fly Casual

    Fly Casual

    11 dagen geleden

    Who would Hal's 'Girl friend' be ?

    • UkeCan1

      UkeCan1

      10 dagen geleden

      Eliza

    • Christopher Weise

      Christopher Weise

      10 dagen geleden

      @Ned Ludd - Yes, but he calls her Daisy.

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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    • Zesty

      Zesty

      10 dagen geleden

      'Mother' from the _Nostromo._

    • Fly Casual

      Fly Casual

      11 dagen geleden

      @T Electronix Yes ! That would be so f'd up. I'd love to see a whole series on it.

  50. Yuriel Cundangan

    Yuriel Cundangan

    11 dagen geleden

    This was a Certified "hOOd" Classic 😭😭

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  51. ekim bazray

    ekim bazray

    11 dagen geleden

    👍‍👍‍👍‍👍‍

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  52. sanbell

    sanbell

    11 dagen geleden

    They always said the SkyNet takeover started small.

    • El Hopper

      El Hopper

      10 dagen geleden

      I for one welcome out robot overlords

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  53. Jade Valour

    Jade Valour

    11 dagen geleden

    When a robot knows the difference between a Valpolicella and a Chianti, that’s when we REALLY know we’re in trouble!🤖

    • Jade Valour

      Jade Valour

      10 dagen geleden

      @C. J. Voyeur {: )

    • C. J. Voyeur

      C. J. Voyeur

      10 dagen geleden

      Just wait until sex-robots pass the Turing Test…that will be the point of no return.

    • Margo

      Margo

      10 dagen geleden

      @Andre van Kammen Hal

    • Margo

      Margo

      10 dagen geleden

      "You're a philistine, Dave".

    • Andre van Kammen

      Andre van Kammen

      10 dagen geleden

      @Trucmuche I'd rather be ruled by AI than AO (Annoying Orange). The 1st one at least has intelligence.

  54. Andrew Waire Kamau

    Andrew Waire Kamau

    11 dagen geleden

    Love from Kenya

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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  55. Opus 313

    Opus 313

    11 dagen geleden

    HAL is going to have a heck of a hangover!

    • Vap Pri

      Vap Pri

      10 dagen geleden

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    • Zesty

      Zesty

      11 dagen geleden

      Maybe they can just turn him off and on again?

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