The Social Notwork: Mark Zuckerberg's Worst Day

That opening statement kind of writes itself.

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  1. Freki Wolf

    Freki Wolf

    Dag geleden

    Wow no opening with sick Epstein or Covid joke?!?! Your show is slipping Stephen. And it's a shame because i really respected you... before all the Epstein, covid, and nonstop sex jokes. Enough is enough. OH WAIT DID ANYONE HEAR ABOUT EPSTEIN

  2. Aeronor2001

    Aeronor2001

    5 dagen geleden

    He didn't "lose" anything. All of our net worths fluctuate based on local housing prices and such. You don't lose money until you sell (at a loss).

  3. decibel333

    decibel333

    6 dagen geleden

    Pretty lazy jokes here... I expect better from these writers!

  4. Ăn Ngon Tại Nhà

    Ăn Ngon Tại Nhà

    9 dagen geleden

    Help, Help, Help, It's terrible in my country 1 doctor burned and killed 15 dogs who were still alive because of suspicion of being infected with covid the incident happened in Ca Mau, Vietnam, please friends around the world Children of God, get justice for those dogs.

  5. Captain

    Captain

    11 dagen geleden

    The child eating luciferians think they can deceive people. She's not a whistleblower, she's part of them. No conscience or empathy there.

  6. Emo Tupac

    Emo Tupac

    11 dagen geleden

    Goodbye

  7. Emo Tupac

    Emo Tupac

    11 dagen geleden

    Is every argon to listen to me both Mike stop saying nonsense because of you have Facebook and WhatsApp Instagram you are mad do you know why because you don't have commercials because you smoke a lot and you are a child of ghetto so you think that you have the life you don't have the life you only have WhatsApp on Facebook and Instagram so don't take us for granted

  8. Kimber Knutson

    Kimber Knutson

    12 dagen geleden

    Excellent. Thank you. : )

  9. Mystiqueivy

    Mystiqueivy

    13 dagen geleden

    that movie is SO great btw! if you haven't seen it, you def should!!! amazing performances

  10. Cherry Red

    Cherry Red

    13 dagen geleden

    Too bad Suckerberg can't lose it all.

  11. Crazy Aces @404

    Crazy Aces @404

    13 dagen geleden

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  12. Jo Hammerand

    Jo Hammerand

    13 dagen geleden

    When l saw an Af. Am. man get shot & killed by an angry white guy because his girlfriend broke up with him (this happened a few years ago) - it was shown on the murderer's FB post. The PR lady for FB replied "no comment" when asked by reporters about it. Then Zuckerberg said he wants FB to be 'visceral & real'. Give me a break. I hate FB.... l agree with Frances Haugen. They don't care (FB employees). As long as they're making a profit, they could care less.

  13. Sheldon Carroll

    Sheldon Carroll

    13 dagen geleden

    What it must be like to to lose more money than 6,000 ppl might hope to make in a life time in a day? TAX THE RICH AT 85%+ above and beyond the first $10million

  14. jeremy sans3lm

    jeremy sans3lm

    13 dagen geleden

    Welcome to Suckerburgh. Feed the animals.

  15. crispy

    crispy

    13 dagen geleden

    When the revolution comes, Zuckerberg will be the first to the gallows.

  16. Rann B

    Rann B

    13 dagen geleden

    Facebook is creepy

  17. Bryan Bressem

    Bryan Bressem

    13 dagen geleden

    Couldn't of happened to a more worthless pos, glad someone WOKE up

  18. Michael Mcgowen

    Michael Mcgowen

    13 dagen geleden

    Dividing the people.

  19. dpd604

    dpd604

    13 dagen geleden

    true irony is people commenting how they stay off one form of social media and brag about it on another form of it

    • Cherry Red

      Cherry Red

      13 dagen geleden

      Yeah but this one at least gets rid of antivax propaganda.

  20. Tracy Jones

    Tracy Jones

    13 dagen geleden

    🤣

  21. jc

    jc

    13 dagen geleden

    Commercials, advertising, marketing, movies, TV - all contain content to negatively impact the mental health of every living thing.

    • Mark Zuckerberg

      Mark Zuckerberg

      4 dagen geleden

      Hello friend how are you doing is me mark Zuckerberg nice to meet you here. Have you been seeing what is going on social media 💐I'm planning how to buy all social media. You look beautiful ❤️ I would love to communicate with you privately. Where are you really from

  22. jalabi99

    jalabi99

    13 dagen geleden

    **chef's kiss**

  23. TheSarcasticOne

    TheSarcasticOne

    13 dagen geleden

    Don’t use those apps so wasn’t a problem for me, now if it was Reddit I would’ve been effected cause I’m definitely addicted to the mindless scrolling. I feel it’s probably a little less toxic but not by much

  24. Umberto Octo

    Umberto Octo

    13 dagen geleden

    I'm sure he cried all day in his isolated Hawaiian home where he sued his neighbors for living there before him. Zuckerberg is the Leopold of our age.

  25. prosopon

    prosopon

    13 dagen geleden

    Until metaverse makes content creator fb exclusive 1 billion per hour instead of gigahour. Signed-george

    • prosopon

      prosopon

      13 dagen geleden

      Curious george

  26. Edo Mujezinovic OFTHECUFF

    Edo Mujezinovic OFTHECUFF

    13 dagen geleden

    Massive outage my butt! They did damage control like no other! #deletefacebook

  27. Adrian Colley

    Adrian Colley

    13 dagen geleden

    404 errors are generated by the server. If you get one, it means the website is up.

  28. Latoya Stewart

    Latoya Stewart

    13 dagen geleden

    Why didn't they just take the plug out for 30 seconds then plug it back in?

  29. Newman Ortega

    Newman Ortega

    13 dagen geleden

    The frightened frightening full fumbling functional ladybug namely prick because honey phenotypically own towards a statuesque drive. apathetic, frantic hill

  30. Ryan McDonnell

    Ryan McDonnell

    13 dagen geleden

    I haven't been on there in over 7 years lol 😂 NLid 🤘👍

  31. Tara Townsend

    Tara Townsend

    13 dagen geleden

    Most of the world can't bear Zuckerberg.

  32. JustA Dad

    JustA Dad

    13 dagen geleden

    everything about this, was briliant

  33. Singer RB

    Singer RB

    13 dagen geleden

    My heart breaks for Zuckerberg - loss of 6 billion - -has only about 50 billion left.

  34. mori1bund

    mori1bund

    13 dagen geleden

    So Lex Luthor is just the second biggest villain Jesse Eisenberg ever played.

  35. Alex Xander

    Alex Xander

    13 dagen geleden

    Can they be any more stupid? "lost 6 billion" is true if he had to pay a fine or something. I this case his stock value went down then went up again. The "loss" was only for few hours.

  36. DeusShaggy

    DeusShaggy

    13 dagen geleden

    #DeleteFacebook #DeleteHatebook

  37. Nick Cappiello

    Nick Cappiello

    13 dagen geleden

    Most people probably don't realize, but since he lost that $6b, he gained back $3b back yesterday and about billion back today so far.

    • Cherry Red

      Cherry Red

      13 dagen geleden

      We realized it. It was just great to see Suckerberg suffer, even for one day.

    • Nick Cappiello

      Nick Cappiello

      13 dagen geleden

      @creativtools FB stock. That's where his money lies. If you can predict it, you can make millions.

    • MusicElle

      MusicElle

      13 dagen geleden

      Noooo!

    • creativtools

      creativtools

      13 dagen geleden

      that’s what i wonder…so…basically…he gained $2b a day in average…for how long?

  38. Zippy Thekid

    Zippy Thekid

    13 dagen geleden

    Fake algorithms don't work for anyone

  39. Peter Dragon

    Peter Dragon

    13 dagen geleden

    I actually have a life so I missed this "important" event.

  40. Nobody Knows

    Nobody Knows

    13 dagen geleden

    Twitter Statement: "Welcome, EVERYONE!!!"

  41. Darren Nicholls

    Darren Nicholls

    13 dagen geleden

    Delete Facebook, never look back.

  42. I'm right you're wrong

    I'm right you're wrong

    13 dagen geleden

    Way to pass the blame, FaceBook is a Mirror to society, Is it their fault that face is ugly?

  43. GQP Republican Caliphate of Texas

    GQP Republican Caliphate of Texas

    13 dagen geleden

    I left Facebook because of antivaxxer nonsense from multiple people including a NURSE. no way in hell am I slogging back into that hellhole.

  44. scbtripwire

    scbtripwire

    13 dagen geleden

    Why is he typing the addresses in the search bar? That's what the address bar is for!

  45. Rebecca Henderson

    Rebecca Henderson

    13 dagen geleden

    Zuckerberg is a Russian asset.

  46. Margo

    Margo

    13 dagen geleden

    I'm no fan of billionaires, but how is this different than what Edward Snowden did? She stole reams of material from a private company and then went on to publish it. I guess the difference is, don't f with the feds or you'll end up in Moscow.

  47. Bi Al

    Bi Al

    13 dagen geleden

    lol.. imagine your worst day being that you still made billions of dollars today but made $6 billion less.

  48. Zaroff's Trophy Room

    Zaroff's Trophy Room

    13 dagen geleden

    Hey, we all love faces! And books! Right!? So why not drive people insane or to the edge of a depressive ravine with a gattling-gun of ego-trembling banalities that have nothing to do with either! Woohoo! Me gonna be -rich- -righteous- -righton- ridiculous.

  49. L. Faraday

    L. Faraday

    13 dagen geleden

    Isn’t that the motto of the US? Profit before everything.

  50. nickrich56

    nickrich56

    13 dagen geleden

    Non users didn't have their lives change for a quarter day but they did experience a sense of momentary peace.

  51. Jan Lynn Simpson

    Jan Lynn Simpson

    13 dagen geleden

    This was my worst day. Even my karaoke was attacked. I couldn't sing.

    • Jan Lynn Simpson

      Jan Lynn Simpson

      3 dagen geleden

      @Mark Zuckerberg Mr Zuck... yeah I'm sick of your Facebook bans cus of free speech. I do NLid. Facebook n karaoke I'm not going on internet bs I stay away from Twitter since the orange goon was on it. So good luck with that owning everything bs. N you don't know me to love me so Mr Zuckerberg didn't send this. I'm elderly he's young as my youngest... Thanx sugar.

    • Mark Zuckerberg

      Mark Zuckerberg

      4 dagen geleden

      Hello friend how are you doing is me mark Zuckerberg nice to meet you here. Have you been seeing what is going on social media 💐I'm planning how to buy all social media. You look beautiful ❤️ I would love to communicate with you privately. Where are you really from

  52. kathy berrier

    kathy berrier

    13 dagen geleden

    LOL!

  53. Jennifer Chase

    Jennifer Chase

    13 dagen geleden

    Irony, I was watching the movie "The Social Network", and one of their lines is "FaceBook will never go down." I was watching it while FaceBook had gone down!

    • Mark Zuckerberg

      Mark Zuckerberg

      4 dagen geleden

      Hello friend how are you doing is me mark Zuckerberg nice to meet you here. Have you been seeing what is going on social media 💐I'm planning how to buy all social media. You look beautiful ❤️ I would love to communicate with you privately. Where are you really from

  54. Chinedu Opara

    Chinedu Opara

    13 dagen geleden

    I guess some people really think that Mark Zuckerberg "lost" $6B? That's not how stock markets and rich people work. The company *share price* dropped TEMPORARILY... It'll be back up in a week or sooner. Zuckerberg didn't lose s#!t.

  55. chip block

    chip block

    13 dagen geleden

    These intros just get better everyday. I love this one because I secretly want this to happen and the same at Amazon!

    • ghost mall

      ghost mall

      12 dagen geleden

      Me too!… but not until my shit arrives

  56. Police Corruption UK

    Police Corruption UK

    13 dagen geleden

    Facebook is destroying parents and their children get rid of it please

  57. Mike Harrison

    Mike Harrison

    13 dagen geleden

    Plane going down was funny. But the reality is that 6bn is peanuts for Zuckerberg, equivalent to one of us having an unexpectedly high utilities bill... I agree with AOC's dress at the Met gala ;0)

  58. TesserId

    TesserId

    13 dagen geleden

    Karma.

  59. Reckless Roges

    Reckless Roges

    13 dagen geleden

    Delete your Facebook accounts!

  60. Sailor DaiGurren

    Sailor DaiGurren

    13 dagen geleden

    Weird seeing Lex Luthor doing a video like this.

  61. allentown Gal

    allentown Gal

    13 dagen geleden

    6 HOURS. FOR THE WIN Alex... What is: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DUMP TOXIC ALGORITHM EVIDENCE FROM FB SERVERS.

    • Kid Mohair

      Kid Mohair

      13 dagen geleden

      that's just about arcane enough to maybe, be true. Suffice it say I wouldn't be surprised

  62. David Lance

    David Lance

    13 dagen geleden

    & that was how Mark’s decent into a stupid hairdo, an obsession into superheroes, gods & Jolly Ranchers, a fetish for peeing in jars & a stuttering high pitched voice began

    • Jay Jones

      Jay Jones

      13 dagen geleden

      I loved Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor. He’s a great actor

  63. Rainy Days

    Rainy Days

    13 dagen geleden

    It's good to get off of it because Facebook allows law enforcement illegal Warrantless access to users accounts.

  64. ZEN ARCHER

    ZEN ARCHER

    13 dagen geleden

    I guess zuck can afford to pay 6 billion in taxes if he can afford to loose 6 billion Pay up Zuck

  65. Lindalee Law

    Lindalee Law

    13 dagen geleden

    Bill Gates : lightweight

  66. Disobedient Tiger

    Disobedient Tiger

    13 dagen geleden

    he still has $120B. not even turbulence to him.

  67. Dee Cohen

    Dee Cohen

    13 dagen geleden

    Karma is just fine served cold. Yum.

  68. Yujin Choi

    Yujin Choi

    13 dagen geleden

    Hack yay!! 😆🤣

  69. Sylvain-Paul Côté

    Sylvain-Paul Côté

    13 dagen geleden

    I quit FB 10 years ago and I'm still alive! I even got my 2 vaccines and they still can't find me! 😂

  70. Yuriel Cundangan

    Yuriel Cundangan

    13 dagen geleden

    This was a certified HOOD classif

  71. Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    13 dagen geleden

    🙌

  72. Joy Duffy

    Joy Duffy

    13 dagen geleden

    This is a good one!!🤣🤣🤣

  73. Lizardguy NA

    Lizardguy NA

    13 dagen geleden

    Only 6 billion? That's not enough, we need to make Facebook worthless to a point where its stock is worth so little that you lose money the longer you have it and it devalues the rest of your stocks.

  74. Jf H

    Jf H

    13 dagen geleden

    Wow, really? A big American corporation is putting profits before people? Ah. Who would have tough.

  75. New Message

    New Message

    13 dagen geleden

    I'm interested to see how many times this is shared on FB.

  76. Aunt Jodi

    Aunt Jodi

    13 dagen geleden

    Baby H*tler having a bad day! At least his ancestors could quit rolling in their graves for a minute!

  77. The Rogue Wolf

    The Rogue Wolf

    13 dagen geleden

    Facebook had to announce that it was down on Twitter. I bet that stung Zuck's ego even more than the stock loss.

    • Serge Somborac

      Serge Somborac

      12 dagen geleden

      Do robots have egos?🤨🤔

    • Marlowe Earl

      Marlowe Earl

      13 dagen geleden

      SNICKER...ETCETERA!!!

  78. Derek's Ho corner 2013

    Derek's Ho corner 2013

    13 dagen geleden

    Stephen Colbert mark Zuckerberg social not-work and there was much awesomeness job

  79. m

    m

    13 dagen geleden

    FAKE OBAMA WHISTLEBLOWER !!!

  80. Jibreel Lomax

    Jibreel Lomax

    13 dagen geleden

    I honestly don't think he's in it for the money. I think he just wants to make a badass company.

    • Cherry Red

      Cherry Red

      13 dagen geleden

      Both

  81. Evil Lyn

    Evil Lyn

    13 dagen geleden

    hahahahshahaha

  82. Sugar Daddy

    Sugar Daddy

    13 dagen geleden

    What if the tank was programmed and he shorted the shit out of it? You know, like they did when the stocks opened... Of course he'd do it with hidden, off-shore money, away from the IRS eyes, and it wouldn't show up in BS official net worth ranking.

  83. Ineke chroom

    Ineke chroom

    13 dagen geleden

    Thank you Facebook for the error providing maybe more idiots on your platform for seeking fake news. But also afraid what these user has done in these 6 hours, I hope they use birthcontrol otherwise more of these are coming.

  84. croc glox

    croc glox

    13 dagen geleden

    Hey, Zucky Every time I uninstall Facebook, it comes back on it's own when I re-start. I hear it is unremovable from this device. Why ya gotta be so pushy? It's creepy and icky. Get away from me, Facebook, I am not that into you.

    • Crazy Aces @404

      Crazy Aces @404

      13 dagen geleden

      kinda like AOL back in the day.. once its there play hell finding a way to get rid of it... kinda like roaches . lmao

    • Peter Dragon

      Peter Dragon

      13 dagen geleden

      Because you're not uninstalling it ALL. Ya gotta dig deeper to get it all out, like a bad infection.

  85. telenNG

    telenNG

    13 dagen geleden

    I haven't use Facebook in years and I'm pleased to confirm that I'm continuing to do the same

    • Zero Dark

      Zero Dark

      6 dagen geleden

      I'm coming up on one year

    • javier montoya

      javier montoya

      12 dagen geleden

      Telenng you're the strangest avenger on Captain Planet.

    • Barry Goldrick

      Barry Goldrick

      13 dagen geleden

      @dpd604 Nope

    • dpd604

      dpd604

      13 dagen geleden

      @Barry Goldrick same shit different pile

    • Amber Glow

      Amber Glow

      13 dagen geleden

      @Chinedu Opara almost positive everything was made private to start with, but, yeeeaaa…

  86. William Young

    William Young

    13 dagen geleden

    It did not cost him anything. Stock values are ones and zeros. It is not cask till you sell it.

    • David Dowsett

      David Dowsett

      12 dagen geleden

      Yes but you still make a valuation on wealthy people's worth by calculating stocks and asset (e.g. homes, yachts, spaceships, ...), so as per his P&L account he made a loss

    • Chinedu Opara

      Chinedu Opara

      13 dagen geleden

      THANK YOU! Nice to see someone else here who knows how the stock market works!

  87. batgurrl

    batgurrl

    13 dagen geleden

    Brilliant- today is not your day. Pretty much sums it all up😂

  88. HamsterHearthstone

    HamsterHearthstone

    13 dagen geleden

    I clicked on this video expecting to enjoy a smart and witty burn for facebook, but was sorely disappointed. The lack of wit in this sketch insults my intelligence.

    • Cherry Red

      Cherry Red

      13 dagen geleden

      Ummmmm, okay? 🙄

  89. Weasel Worm

    Weasel Worm

    13 dagen geleden

    Pure capitalism ignores morality. Social media is the atomic bomb stage of capitalism. Will we end polite society and the rule of law so men like zuckerberg can become even wealthier? Worse yet the Trump of social media (corrupt and incompetent) hasn’t yet emerged. What then?

  90. Aidan Yelsma

    Aidan Yelsma

    13 dagen geleden

    I love this! The Social Network is one of my favorite movies.

    • Jennifer Chase

      Jennifer Chase

      13 dagen geleden

      I just happened to be watching this at the same time! What are the odds?

  91. Katherene Wedic

    Katherene Wedic

    13 dagen geleden

    Powerwash

  92. LoPhatKao

    LoPhatKao

    13 dagen geleden

    shoulda left it off maybe people would remember how to think for themselves

    • cmdraftbrn

      cmdraftbrn

      13 dagen geleden

      nope. they'd go back to outsourcing their thinking to one of the talking heads that "feels" the news for them and tell to be outraged. just like the before times

  93. Michael Parks

    Michael Parks

    13 dagen geleden

    😂

  94. Mark Dowse

    Mark Dowse

    13 dagen geleden

    Zuckerberg knew and has been waiting for this 'day' and the other days that will come...... He's been a FRAUD and a CRIMINAL for decades. M 🦘🏏😎

  95. Katelyn3666

    Katelyn3666

    13 dagen geleden

    Haha as usual great job Late Show. This one had me giggling the whole way through. Heeheehee 😆

  96. Lynn Many Fires

    Lynn Many Fires

    13 dagen geleden

    One of your best!!! 🤣

  97. WaterDog

    WaterDog

    13 dagen geleden

    It takes time to Delete and OverWrite HardDrives. 🧐

  98. Like Bot

    Like Bot

    14 dagen geleden

    What the- In this age why could anyone get a google search and a url search mixed up? Doesn't anyone on LSSC use the internet?

    • Dave S

      Dave S

      13 dagen geleden

      Because joke bro

  99. ƬƦƲƬӇ ƜƛƦƦƖƠƦ

    ƬƦƲƬӇ ƜƛƦƦƖƠƦ

    14 dagen geleden

    I know a GENIUS who coulda dunnit. I'd be proud as hell. 🤘😈🤘

  100. Penny Lane

    Penny Lane

    14 dagen geleden

    If Mark Zuckerberg enters URLs into Google like a boomer, I will lose my will to live.

    • Kid Mohair

      Kid Mohair

      13 dagen geleden

      he has his people do it

    • Penny Lane

      Penny Lane

      13 dagen geleden

      @Jon Far what's that?

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